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Blu-tack was originally invented as an aphrodisiac.

Cows can drink any other farmyard animal under the table, no problem.

Even if you can fit that in there, you'll never get it out again.

I enjoy long walks in the park, long baths, long lunches, long johns, Josie Long, Longleat Safari Park, longboats and Long Island iced tea.

Owls have such keen eyesight and sharp wits that they would make much better drivers than humans, but they can't reach the pedals.