An Invitation

KEN "Ladies and gentlemen, its time to get down to business." Pretty cool huh?

CLIVE Is that all there is?

KEN That's all we have time for. Believe me I fight the impulse, I fight and fight and fight it but sometimes it's too much and i've got to get into it. I mean do you believe that?

CLIVE I'm shocked.

KEN This isn't television - this is real.

(End of part one. Intermission.
End of intermission. Part 2.)

CLIVE That's great.

KEN There's more, much more. Far be it from me to try and teach, but there's a lesson there - did you catch it? No matter how bad a song is, a bunch of shaking asses make it seem a lot better.

CLIVE Isn't what your saying an invitation to violence?

KEN Violence don't need an invitation from me.

CLIVE Joy Division - Warsaw