Post 166 disappoints!

Oh, what a let down!

Groans of dismay around Whitehall yesterday as Kenneth Trax post flops, reports Sally Bremshaw.

The rain wasn't the only thing on the menu in Victoria yesterday as there were side orders of humiliation and embarrassment in store for Kenneth Trax - the plucky, self-aggrandizing ogg blog from the North East - whose theatrical debut, 'Post 166', was booed out of London by a restless mob of thirsty Cockneys that included among their numbers such as Lord Withenshaw, Kate Winslet, and young British singing sensation Britney Spears, accompanied by her lovely young wife Method Man, a bricklayer from Surrey. One outraged member of the audience was heard to remark "this has been an appalling waste of time and money".
(from The Sunday Telegraph 20 March 2005)

Post 166 Flops

Mint Harris watched the latest ogg blog crash and burn, photos: Deaf Jayvid.

Tony Drago wasn't the only thing caught rushing to the exits at the headquarters of the York Theatre Company above the Spar near York St John University which used to be there but is gone now. Drago, 21, has been with the York Theatre Company for 40 years and 40 nights, and was stunned by the exploding televisions that made up of the first five minutes. His father, Long Drawn Out Terrible Death, 17, and his grandfather, Loot Crumples, 9, also exploded.
(from The News Of The World 20 March 2005)

Utter garbage

The failure of yet another self-referential, government-funded parody play heralds the new sincerity, says Gerry Jordan-Browningtonlingtonnots. But will we be around to see it? Photos: Condoleeza Rice.

The Victoria Line is not the place you'd most expect to come across a by turns involving and despairing debate upon the future of Britain's moral policy in the creation and maintanence of creative works under the standard of H.R.H. Emperor Hitler the Third, but at three o'clock in the morning you can find for a period of six or seven hours a small crowd of gentlemen in the shadows in the far corner talking about just that. Things were really getting that massive and going through really hard until the topic of conversation sort of got turned upside down in the sense that it got sort of changed topic like that is what happened and what ended up being said was that if someone did something differently then maybe the conditions of possibility for the installation of a restructuring framework, bless her. So long sweethearts!
(from The Observer, 20 March 2005