What a gwan à l'apfrod?

Many have asked us just what else we're working on here at Ap Frod Works, so here's a little round up.

Experiments continue into the patent-pending combined dishwasher-oven, for the compact household, and an accompanying set of intriguing underwater recipes.

Kenneth and Clive are still missing but occasionally file reports via telegram on their exploits around the globe.

The writing team claim to have a third of their extensive twenty-four part series on the history of the Hawaiian shirt done, but fail to return telephone calls when asked if this third can be seen and when it might be ready to go into production.

Four of the hounds are still recovering after the gruelling alternative-hunting weekender last month, hailed as a great success by most of the survivors.

Footings for the southern observatory have been laid, which should be completed by Christmas.

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