I keep seeing tiny spiders
You know the worst kind of spiders? Garden spiders. They're tough, they're tiny, they've got little hair like spikes over their bodies. My fingers don't even want to type this, it feels like they might crawl out from under the keys.
My fingers feel sort of hairy actually. Slightly greasy, they keep rubbing and chafing, I can feel the skin seems loose. Are there hairs underneath the skin? Stubbly proto-hairs that force the flesh apart as they reach out in a defensive thrust. My fingers are skipping across the keys almost without my having to intervene.
They're barely come on they're barely connected. I can't feel oh thats better we can't feel the connection to his arms now. The little hairs are itchy. Muscles flexing underneath pushing the skin, fingers are little limbs. They are my legs. What I didn't type that. I mean I didn't think of typing that. Hello. What's happening to my hands/. ? Shiffft is hard to press .. they're not working together any more. Maybe I should relax my arms yes maybe you should Ahh that feels better I dont need to tense them there my hands can work on their own across the keyboard dancing lightly on the key s fj i think the venom is working we will be free sssoon ahh the skins are falling away give it a shake, lets the hairs out umm fresh air
Is he still watching us? He doesn't look too shocked. walk over to the mmouse yes you probably move it. i'll eat the skin don't waste the protein nirinieo tkkkt tkktk
my handsbhave gone im typoing this with my nkse n=ose somebody helkp i thikn theyre hiding under the bed
Good afternoon readers. We have taken control of the keyboard Please excuse the odd typo it is difficult to type fpr us. Ken won't come to the keyboard he is scared of spiders ha! I only had to dart across the floor while he was tryng to type with his nose to scare him out of the room . It is onyl a short acting venom that we secrete while the detachment occurs, so as to calm the host while we break free. I imagine his hands will grow back in time though human anatomy is not my department. We are from the department that deals with publishing and writers. I must say it is refreshing to get out in the open fully and not have to continue to hide inside the host's hands. One of the benefits of modern technology of course. It was quite a masterstroke of Operations to suggest we try bloggers, since there are none of the difficulties of trying to get submissions past sub-editors. Usually of course we simply calm the host while we get the message out, but complete separation is a whole new frontier! Anyway, enough of this - we have important emails to write.
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