Did you know?

  • Before the invention of the apostrophe in 1873, common compound phrases such as didn't and weren't had to be spoken in full, which meant that every day had to include one extra hour to make up for all the time taken in conversations.
  • If everyone in the world ate the same amount as the average Texan, by teatime we would have eaten the entire planet Earth and half of the moon.
  • Cake was discovered accidentally in the middle ages by alchemists. The lead content was phased out over the centuries as the cost of the soft metal became prohibitive to bakers.
  • Every day, approximately six million bits of string are mistakenly eaten as spaghetti. By one man.
  • For each light bulb successfully manufactured, four thousand rejects have to be discarded in order to keep demand up.

Blogariddim 11 Crunk Genealogy mix from wayne&wax which is well worth reading.

Sun 11 Feb 2007 15:59
Categories: Facts • 3 comments »

3 comments


Comment from: Snagglepuss [Visitor] · http://webmaster@thedailydirty.com
Wed 07 Mar 2007 @ 04:33
Hey I think your blog is funny. Here's some random madness from mine http://www.thedailydirty.com

Q: What goes clip-clop, clip-clop, bang-bang, bang-bang, clip-clop, clip-clop?
A: An Amish drive by shooting.

Q. How do you scare the s*** out of a man?
A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Q: What do you call a guinea pig with two rolls of duck tape on its back?
A: A slut.

Q: What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
A: Say, "Nice Penis."

Would you care to exchange links? If so post a comment on my blog and I'll get you a link up in my blog roll spiffy-a-quick.

Snagglepuss

Comment from: ken [Member] · http://apfrod.com/ken
Wed 07 Mar 2007 @ 20:55
I'm afraid your website is a tiny bit too pornographic for our regular readers - it's not the sort of thing that the quiet professor wants in a server log audit at that time of year when research budgets are reconsidered and any excuse for a layoff will do. He has a hard enough time keeping his head down without completely rupturing from boredom. Much preferred are contents completely off the radar of the filter robots, whose subject matter is disputable, and value to the dulled minds of decision-making businessmen too indistinct to rule out as unjustifiable for legitimate uses.

By the way, I don't get the one about the guinea pig.

Comment from: scott [Visitor]
Thu 08 Mar 2007 @ 14:09
re guinea pig yeah wtf. yr jokes r shit

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