Did you know?
- Soap shavings can be used as a cheap substitute for parmesan in an emergency. Most people can barely taste the difference.
- Officially, all carpets in England have to be approved by the Royal Carpet Classification Board (RCCB) prior to sale since an incident in 1933 when Edward VIII, then Prince of Wales, was sold a carpet that turned out to be several thousand butterflies poised for a moment, completely covering the floor of a room at Fort Belvedere.
- Chestnuts, also known as 'The Devil's Hazelnuts' are not in fact a type of very small breasts but are the strange lumps of lint and gubbage found at the back of the sock drawer
- Before 'myspace', websites had to be hand-written on chalkboards, photographed with a 35mm film camera, processed, scanned in with a hand-scanner, saved as a GIF and emailed as an attachment to the guys at yahoo, who would decide whether to link to it or not.
- An acre away, between pigs discussing their litigation nightmares, there lies a sniper who has trained his sights on the back of your head, and will shoot it you look at any one website for more than two minutes.
Mon 07 May 2007 23:52
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