The colour blue, and it's associates purple and turquoise have been trying to start a company manufacturing horse-boxes for the top end of the market but couldn't get a loan. They are considering appearing on BBC 2's Dragon's Den.
Shoes, without which man would have no need for shoe polish, can be found lining the ovens of most top restaurants in the City, where their leathery emanations impart a peculiar zest to meals baked therein.
When The Great Gatsby was published in 1925, my parents weren't even born yet
A tribe of pygmies was discovered living in deepest Congo by British explorers who were unable to grasp the concept of saying 'thank you'. The pygmies thought the explorers very rude indeed, and ate them.
If you take an egg in one hand and balance on one leg at the Greenwich Meridian, then hum all the songs from My Fair Lady without opening your eyes, you will find yourself surrounded by a small crowd and can accumulate upwards of five pounds in tips.
Sun 10 Jun 2007 00:25
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